casual–witchcraft:

my current witchcraft practice

10 percent: buying crystals, meditation, performing spells, writing in my grimoire

90 percent: making memes about being a witch, reblogging things i will never use

thepersonalquotes:

teathattast:

childservices:

Honey, I contoured the kids

arryadne:

Some of you have never killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he’s dead, and it shows.

catchymemes:

menthol-drops:

impossblerose:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cephalotodd:

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH

THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND. 

AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?! 

Why call it sludge when you can call it something more powerful

Snud

updogonline:

rebekahanne69:

cowboysuggest:

pedophiles should not have access to places where there are minors. period. this should not be a controversial statement. 

Pedophiles should not have access to places. Period. This should not be a controversial statement.

Pedophiles should not.

acharliebrownchristmas:

Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*

well im glad SOMEONE got the implied subtext in this post

nb-anne:

peaches really are the whole package….sweet, summery, sexy….”i’m doin peachy” means i’m happy….”you’re a peach” means you’re a delight……like really ideal in every way!